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Ms Pooz has been busy creating a new, fun, permanent page to Ms Pooz’ Baggage which will be on the top row.   It’s called Snarky Face…   the phenomenon that’s raging through the countryside and expanding out to the four corners of the Earth.  Snarky Face, bet you have one!

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Let’s see your Snarky Face!!  Email your snarky face to Dianne.MissPooz@gmail.com and I’ll add it right here 😀

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Even Angel my dog had a Snarky Face.

 

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Spotlight On Lisa!

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The December  2012 ‘Spotlight On My Customers’ goes to Lisa of Oceanside California!  Yea Lisa!  Lisa is an ardent fan of Miche and as you can see below, has a nice little collection of Classic shells and handles going on.  Read her story below:

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Lisa is a coworker of mine who is a walking, talking advertisement for Miche.  Each day Lisa has a new shell/handle that she switches to match her outfit, which translates into a well-put-together look that draws tons of attention.   Fellow coworkers are always complimenting her purse and the many looks she creates for it.  Heck, even I’m impressed on a daily basis!

But Lisa isn’t the only one in her household that loves her Miche Classic purse and the unique Miche concept.  Lisa’s Marine husband is a huge fan as well!  When they are out and about and someone compliments Lisa on her purse, Lisa’s husband excitedly talks about the Miche concept.  Just recently Lisa and her husband went to a football party when a female guest started talking about how many purses she had, how they take up all her closet space and how she hates having to dump out all her purse’s contents on a regular basis just to switch out purses.  Lisa’s husband overheard the conversation, jumped right in and happily told the guest all about Lisa’s Miche purse, even had Lisa demonstrate! Believe me, when my new pack of business cards come in, Lisa AND her husband are getting a stack and then I’m going to see if I can sign him up to sell!  Ok,  maybe Lisa’s Marine won’t sell purses, but I’m positive he’d make millions if he did!  ;D

Lisa is currently looking to move up to the Miche DEMI bag.  She saw Dolly’s HAPPY PURSE (previous recipient of  ‘Spotlight On My Customers’ ) and fell in love with the size,  it being slightly larger than her Miche CLASSIC.  I can’t wait to see what combinations she puts together once she gets a few DEMI shells under her belt because Lisa definitely has an eye for fashion!

Lisa holds a special place in my heart as a customer because Lisa was THE VERY FIRST customer of mine to order from my website DianneTaylor.Miche.com.   Thank goodness I was home when I received the email alert from my website that said someone had placed an order because I jumped up and down with excitement screaming, “WOOO HOOO!  Someone ordered from my website! Someone ordered from my website! WOO HOO! Someone ordered from my website!”  The next day I rewarded Lisa with a special Miche gift  for Christening my website.

Lisa very much deserves the ‘Spotlight’ this month as she is one AWESOME customer!

Thank you Lisa for being MY customer!  You’re the best!

Ms Pooz

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Happy Purse!

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Happy Purse!!!

Here’s a cute, little HAPPY story with a cute, little happy ending that I’d love to share with you!  Happy Purse, that’s what Dolly, my happy customer named her purse after her order came in today.  She wanted to share with me the picture she took of Happy Purse and I’m so glad she did!  Now I’d like to share it with you.

Dolly attended her daughter’s ‘Miche Purse Party with Ms Pooz’ and fell in love with one of my Demi demo shells named  ‘Megan’.  As you know, each purse has a female name.   Well, Dolly decided she must have the Megan shell THAT NIGHT so she bought it and took it home.  Even though she wouldn’t have a Demi Base Bag to fit in the shell until the party closed and her order came in, Dolly got creative and Gerry-rigged her purse so that she could start using Megan immediately.  She sent a photo to show her masterpiece.

Okay, so maybe not everyone will appreciate the D-Clips Dolly used to secure the dog collar that substituted as a purse handle but I sure did!  I was so tickled with Dolly’s creativity that I awarded her the ‘Gumdrop Purse Charmer’ for being my most ingenious customer to make the most of her shell while waiting on her order.

Well, Dolly’s order came in today and she got busy putting her Demi Base Bag inside her Megan shell.  But wouldn’t you know, she also loved the ‘other’ shell she ordered, ‘EVE’, so Dolly put the base bag in EVE instead and named it HAPPY PURSE!!!
And that’s the HAPPY ENDING!!!

Dolly sent a picture of Happy Purse for all to see!  Thanks Dolly!  You’re the best!

Megan (white), Eve (black) and the Gumdrop Purse Charmer below:

I just love happy customers!  And if that doesn’t beat all, today a co-worker stopped by my desk and told me that I needed to give her a handful of business cards because she gets lots and lots of compliments on her purse(s).  Another co-worker over heard her and said, “Yea, give some to me too.  I get tons of compliments as well!”  I think I see future ‘Miche Purse Parties With Ms Pooz’ in my near future!

Another update!  Dolly is doing what all Miche customers do, she’s playing with her purses!  She took the demi base bag out of Eve and put it back in Megan and moved the Gumdrop purse charmer to Megan as well.  You can’t take the little girl out of Dolly for she loves playing with her purses!

And one final update… Dolly came in to my work building and paraded her new Demi bag with the Megan shell, exactly what you see up above.  EVERYONE ooohhhhed and aaaahhhhed while pawwing over her purse.  A couple Miche fans who were staunch Classic size customers are now rethinking their size preference.  Thank you Dolly for doing an impromptu Miche Purse Show demonstration for Ms Pooz!  Cha-Ching!!!

I’m happy when my customers are happy!  Thank you Dolly for contributing to Ms Pooz’ Baggage 🙂

It was a good day 🙂

Ms Pooz

PS… don’t forget to share my blog but more importantly, visit my website  DianneTaylor.Miche.com for all things Miche.

And don’t forget to scroll down to see the October Hostess special if you book with Ms Pooz AND for more fun stories!!!  Call me! Maybe?

No Fly Zone 2… Retired Air Force Pilot

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Blog #2…. Again

Folks, Ms Pooz GOOFED!  Last week found me tinkering ‘behind the scenes’ of this blog, trying to learn about adding new features, buttons and whatnot, when I accidentally DELETED ALL previous blog posts.  Yea, I know.  UGH.  All previous awesome blog posts gone.   Just like that.   Poof.   (sigh)   For those fortunate enough to have read my masterpieces, lucky you!  You have the upper hand on what this blog is about.  For those of you new to Ms Pooz’ Baggage, you’re SOL, sorry.  Those were some good reads!   Heck, even I was impressed.   But take heed fellow bloggers, learn from Ms Pooz…back up, back up, back up ALL YOUR WORK.  Amen.

Anyway, I goofed and there it is.  So on to my online dating site saga and why the Retired Air Force pilot’s wings were revoked.

When I received a  message from the Internet Dating Site saying I had an interested gentleman caller, I was thrilled!!  Clicking on the message opened up a profile picture of THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ever!  EVERRRRR.  WOWSA WOWSA WOWSA!!!  WHAT A LOOKER!!!  Love me a man with a chiseled jaw and boy did this guy have one.    (fanning self)  Reading his profile revealed he was a retired Air Force pilot.  A Fly Boy… does it get any better???  And a handsome one to boot.  I felt the vapors coming on…

The interesting thing about this retired Fly Boy was, he had a striking resemblance to Virgil or Scott Tracy, one of the pilot puppets from that old 60’s kid show, ”Thunderbirds’.  As a very young girl, Ms Pooz LOVED that show because she had the most horrible crush on one of those black haired puppets.  I’m pretty sure it was Scott Tracy…  but puppet love it was!!  I know it sounds silly to have a crush on a puppet but that’s nothing because Ms Pooz also had a crush on Speed Racer.   Why did they have to draw him so cute??   Out of curiosity, anyone else have a crush on a ‘non’ person?  Speed Racer seems to be the winner amongst women my age.  Face it, he was adorable.  One friend had a crush on Speed’s brother, Racer X.  Not me, too old looking for my 6yr old self, but what do you expect, my friend is gay.  I know they like ’em buff, which Speed wasn’t.

But I digress.

So staring back at me in the profile pic was my childhood love, puppet man incarnate!  Oh how I melted.   This got me thinking…could Thunderbird’s puppet makers have used my retired AF pilot as a model?   I mean, Fly boy would have been a young pilot back when the show was being… oh never mind, back to my story.

I read Old Fly Boy’s profile and he couldn’t get any better if he tried.  World traveler, widower, has his own successful business…Mr Perfect.  The best part, he wrote a nice long letter expressing his attraction to moi.  I don’t know about the rest of you, but I tend to gravitate towards men that have a flair for the written word.  To me, it shows the level of their intelligence.    Now, I’m nobody’s fool because I also know that nice long letters from gorgeous men does not always equate to a nice man.    I’ve got a story about one of those men coming down the pike so stay tuned.

Correspondence began immediately between  retired AF Fly Boy and I.   By golly, no time would be wasted on getting to know this stud.  All systems GO!   We went back and forth for a couple days exchanging emails, getting to know each other’s likes, dislikes and so forth.  My how this man could write!!   His emails waxed poetic with his desire for me!  My knees got weak just reading his messages.   He knew all the right words to say to melt Ms Pooz’ bitter, dark heart.   He expressed how he had signed up a while ago but wasn’t compelled to write to anyone until he saw my beautiful profile picture, and not a team of horses could keep him away because he KNEW I was THE  ONE.   Aaaahhhh, what women doesn’t want to hear that???  Again with the thinking, was it possible that God showed me, as a child, who my future husband would be via Thunderbirds, but through some freaky cosmic mishap, our paths would not be able to cross until his wife died and the internet was invented??  Oh it’s possible, stranger things have happened I say.

About day 4, Mr Perfect blew it.  See if you can spot his downfall.

“My beautiful, exquisite, lovely one, I have set your profile picture as my screensaver on my desktop and laptop so I can gaze upon you as I work.  What a beautiful smile you have.  I like to run my finger along the curvature of your face as I gaze into your azure eyes.  You are the one.  I want you.”

Ugh.  COLOSSAL FAIL.    For those not able to guess his unforgivable mistake, here is my official internet dating site profile pic.  Nothing glamorous, just plain ole, simple me.  Spot the error.

If you haven’t figured it out yet, let me help you.  Azure eyes I DON’T HAVE.    Definition: Azure  is a blue color on the HSV color wheel at 210 degrees. Azure  is the hue that is halfway between blue and cyan. Its complementary color is orange.  Azure  is a near synonym for the color blue. Commonly it refers to a bright blue, resembling the sky on a bright, clear day.

Azure eyes.  Yea.  Azure eyes.   Anyone with a halfway observant eye can see by my skin tone and hair color, or by even LOOKING AT MY EYES, that I don’t have AZURE EYES.  If the fool had actually put my picture as his screen saver, as his email suggested,  he would have known that I have ‘HONEY COLORED ALMOND’ eyes (my fancy way of gussying up common brown eyes).  Don’t hate.   Us Brown Eyed Girls gotta do what we gotta do or say what we gotta say to glorify the most common eye color on the planet.

But back to our Fly Boy… easy mistake you say?  Maybe, but this particular dating site had a button  for a lovely feature they called, ‘My Profound Quotes’.   You could save anything ‘profound’ you might have penned from one message to be used at a later date in a new message, thereby saving you the hassle of having to think up something new for each person you write to.   I suspect retired AF Fly Boy dug into his pile of profound quotes and pulled out that gem.  The only problem was, he didn’t proof read it before hitting send.  This would also suggest that I wasn’t the FIRST woman he contacted because he clearly used that line on someone else… with blue eyes.  Mr Perfect was now not so perfect after all.  He was a liar, devious and color blind.  Bad combo right there.

I had to reply to this one.  My message was short and to the point, “Thank you for your interest, but unless your desktop or laptop is so powerful as to show the development of cataracts on my profile pic, my eyes will forever be brown.”

There! I told him!

 

Well, another one bites the dust.   No worries though, many more where he came from sooooo… the search continues.

Until next week…

Ms Pooz

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